Another morning after..

...a crazy night before.


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It's the little things like that..that piss me off..
angry wolf
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- People who don't support our troops. So what if you don't support the war, stop being an ignorant jackass. If you don't stand behind our troops then you can feel free to stand in front of them.
- The revolving door that is the Criminal Justice system. Why do the same people have to be dicks all the time?
- The president of the United States. I'm sorry, but he's a fucking moron.
- Know-it-all cocksuckers that can't shut the fuck up during class. (coughcoughkeithcoughcough) Okay, you know this shit already, good for you. Now shut up so I can figure it the fuck out.
- People who know for a fact that I don't like them, yet continue to speak to me. (coughcoughseeabovecoughcough)
- Hilary Clinton supporters who don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Not having a penis doesn't make her right.
- Flip flops and tube socks, just fucking don't. It's not even funny anymore.
- Also, ugg boots/rain boots with blue jeans tucked down into them or any kind of pants for that matter. Stop that, you look like a fucking idiot.
- Morons who judge people based on their own ignorance. Just because you don't understand doesn't mean that everyone else is wrong.
- When people can't tell the difference between when I'm joking and when I'm not.
- Also, having to explain my sometimes odd sense of humor. Occasionally I'm weird and you don't have any clue what I'm talking about, get over it/get used to it.
- Professors/Speakers with extremely monotone voices. You're not fucking dead. Stop that shit.
- People who think teh, liek, moar, an hero, azn, etc. are typos. See odd sense of humor.
- Uppity bouncers at titty bars. I mean what the fuck man? You're protecting the naked, not the goddamned bank.
- Bullshit drama of any kind, more so on the internet. OGAWDGUYS! THAR R RUMORS ON TEH INTARWEBZ! WHAT EVAR WILL I DO?! I MUST GO AN HERO RITE NAO!!!!!11!!!!!111!!1
- Internet speak used in very serious conversation. Sometimes it's funny, then it's not. Learn to distinguish between funny and retarded.
- Sociopaths with guns. That's just going to get fucking messy as hell.
- The ease at which a person over the age of twenty-one can receive a permit to carry a concealed weapon. I know, I know. Second amendment rights, BUT STOP GIVING GUNS TO FUCKING IDIOTS!
- Psychological evaluations given to the rest of us by the clearly criminally insane. WHY ARE YOU NOT IN PRISON!?
- Not being able to remember people's names and getting them confused with other people. I'm stupid, forgive me.
- People who clearly received their driver's licence by standing in line at Wal-mart. Please return it for the sake and safety of yourself and the rest of us.
- The fact that there are nine million (slight exaggeration) counting systems in the Japanese language. Seriously guy, what the fuck?
- When I miss a meeting of the CJ Honor Society and get volunteered for random shit that I don't understand. You people need to stop that shit. Sara, my Irish smoking buddy..I'm fucking glad you graduated.
- Professors who give ten pages of notes a day and then don't even mention the shit they said on the test.
- When you have to present a speech that no one cares about to a caged audience.
- In relation to the above, being part of a caged audience when I really don't give a flying fuck.
- The crash that comes after fifteen redbulls. That's enough to just fucking kill a guy.
- The following phrases: "We need to talk", "We're still serving breakfast" (when I really need fries), "We're all out" (in reference to 10mm bullets, cookies, and shotguns), "Take the rookie with you", "No! Say it in Japanese!", and "Hey, you missed the meeting..."
- Having to sit in class on amazing days and being off work and class when the weather fucking blows. Bullshit.
- The Warren Court of the 1960s. Really, you guys make my life a living hell sometimes. I was born in the wrong era. Totally.
- Women with no self-respect. What the fuck is your problem?! Stand up for yourself before we start treating you like second class citizens again!
- Not being able to sit in the back of the room during Japanese class. I wanna hide! More bullshit.
- Crime TV Shows/Movies that portray complete bullshit. Why does the public eat that shit up?
- Joe Friday. I'm dating myself with that statement, but he just really pisses me off. Confused? Go watch Dragnet youngin'.
- Ignorant people who tell me how to do my job. You don't know that the fuck you're talking about. Shut the fuck up.
- Unexplainable insomnia. I'm beginning to think that God is just fucking with me at this point.
- Psychological and Sociological explanations/stereotypes that prove to be true. Fuck you guys.
- Hollywood's depiction of Law Enforcement officers as irresponsible drivers, violators of suspect's civil rights, and reckless with guns. Stop listening to Hollywood, mostly they're stupid.
- Men who have tiny penises and over compensate with shiney motorcycles. The only think shiney motorcycles attract is more penis and ugly women. Ride a crotch rocket like the rest of us. Someone should have sent them the memo.
- Hangovers. When your ass hangs over the seat of your motorcycle, it's time to get a bigger motorcycle. Or at least pull up your pants for the sake of us all.
-Women who think penises can get hard six times in a row with no time to let him breathe. I'm good, BUT I'M NOT GOD. That shit only happens in porn.
- When people call me Chase. Repeat after me: C-H-A-N-C-E. Memorize it, you'll probably be screaming it later.
- Love/Hate relationships. You either think I'm an asshole or you don't. Just make up your damned mind so I know if I need to be hiding from you or not.
- The simple existence of Fenway Park. That place is a temple to the dark under lord and all things the represent evil.
- Campus security officers who think they are the mother fucking police. What's the fucking point of these people? Oh, that's right! To amuse the fuck out of the rest of us. Carry on good sir.
- The cancer that is killing the internet. Stop that whorefuckery right now. The rest of us are looking into an internet bitch smack button, when we find it you're fucked.
- The fact that I can come up with nothing to say to Alisha that she doesn't automatically agree with. Example: Alisha you're a whore. I know Chance, I know.
- That annoying cunt in our Japanese class. Shut the fuck up before someone knocks the hell out of you. On second thought, don't. It's going to be epic.
- Women who use sex as a manipulative tool. Us men, we're weak. It's an unfair advantage.
- Running out of cigarettes, especially when there is no one around to choke.
- Empty bottles of alcohol, because it's a sad memory of a happier time.
- People who wake me up to ask stupid fucking questions. I don't know and I don't care. Go away.
- Hangovers. I've only ever had two and I still can't understand why people who get them all the time would even bother to drink again.
- Stupid fucking reporters. I said no comment asshole. Get the fuck out of here.
- The American society. Sadistic, vourist, sad, sick fucks. What in the hell is wrong with you?
- When your intent is one thing and the exact opposite happens. That's just bullshit, someone upstairs is fucking with me again. And they're probably laughing.
- The movie reefer madness. Those people weren't smoking weed, they were smoking fucking crack.
- Drug test. I'm not on crack and I'm goddamned tired of pissing in a cup. Leave me the hell alone.
- Media induced crime myths, please stop believe stupid shit. Thanks.
- The belief that pot smokers are responsible for the majority of crimes. No, drunks (usually college students) who get wasted off their ass and do stupid shit are responsible for the majority of crime.
- Dental floss being used for non-dental purposes. Stop that asshattery, stop it right fucking now.
- Arrogant, asshole professors. Listen here Dr. Whosethehell, you can go eat a bowl of fuck beause we really don't give a shit.
- Bluegrass music. Seriously, what the fuck were you guys smoking when you thought up that shit? Goddamn.
- People who think that American Guinness is the most amazing beer ever, this is bullshit. Go to Ireland and have a beer. When you come back you won't even be able to drink that fucking crap.
- Those who assume, for some odd ass reason, that I'm a contract killer. I will not kill people for you for money, not even if you don't make a contract. No, not for free either.
- Hospitals. Those places just creep me the fuck out.
- Doctors. Stop drinking he says, stop smoking he says. Goddamn Doc do you want me to stop breathing too?! Shut the fuck up and do these stitches so I can go the hell home.
- Racism. Stop being a goddamned prick. 'nough said.
- My inability to do anything school related until the very last minute. I really need to stop that shit.
- Attendance policies in classes that are pointless to attend on any day but test day. This is complete bullshit guys, so stop.
- The fact that Seth is closing the kitchen in my favorite bar in the city to get hot wings at. A terrible tragedy has occurred here.
- Classes that literally put you to sleep. Don't turn the lights out, start talking monotone, and expect me to stay awake. That's never going to happen, sorry.
- Not being able to sleep while the sun is down. Not because I like the days better so much, but in trying to sleep during the day I find myself wanting to kill the little boy across the street who plays fucking basketball before and after school EVERY GODDAMNED DAY.
- Fucking slow ass lab technicians who couldn't find their own ass with a map, both hands, a flashlight, and their ass. But, damn if they can't find a weasel.
- When people have no fucking clue what they are talking about and yet keep coming up with nonsense to say.
- Ignorant fucks who think it's okay to drive hammered through a DUI checkpoint. Christ, no one gives a fuck if you know the chief of police. That just means you know someone who can post your fucking bail.
- The way everyone knows the mayor or the governor during an arrest. No you don't, shut the fuck up. Oh, and in the off chance that you actually do? I don't give a damn.
- Not being allowed to have class outside. It's fucking nice outside, stop being a damned asshat.
- Having to get out of bed when I just got into bed. I've got to stop doing that stupid shit.
- Sensitivity training. It's not going to work, mostly it's going to make me want to punch you. Try something else, but if you're hoping for a shock collar so that I'll sit and stay like you ask me to..might as well give up now.

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